The Tasmanian Devil is an old survivor that has moved on to a place with grass on the pitch. He plays rugby with an easy going disposition. On previous tours, he was crowned the Balloon Champion of Cambodia and the Albino Bat of “Piggy Back Pool Rides.”
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AKA Dwight Johnson
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Ra the sun god is a huge fan of “Superman” and Rocky Road Ice Cream. He is the largest player on the team. Ra is known for his good looks and outstanding hair styles. Master of the Windmill Tackling Technique.
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AKA George Charles Rawiri King
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| Mason is the loud kiwi. He’s the first Wae-guk Survivor, to be given a true Korean name. His Korean name is “날지 못하는 새 ” or kiwi. He drinks like a fish and plays rugby like an American. |
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AKA Mason E. Brown |
Little is known about Yong Chul due to diplomatic reasons. He flies into practices on his private jet from Busan. Yong Chul’s favorite meals are Rice, Kimchi, and kimchi 볶음밥 |
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AKA Kim Yong Chul |
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Jin is an amazing athlete. He is best known for his diving skills. If it weren’t for a minor accident, he was favored to win gold in the Beijing Olympics in the Drunk Diving event.
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AKA Lee Dae Jin |
Scottish is a runaway survivor that now lives in Bangcock. He often hooks-up with Survivors on tours (Brokeback Style). He doesn’t get dressed up for nothing. |
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AKA Euan Littleford |
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Junior is known for running into things. He enjoys long bike rides. His rides usually last several months. For more details ask Dan or Tanya.
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AKA Dave Junior Barnaby |
Waterboy is a retarded southerner. It is said that his IQ borders the minimum required for a garbage man, let alone teaching. He enjoys eating Crustaceans and has caught them too. |
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AKA Jacob Ian Leonard |
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Won “Don Juan” is the ladies’ man of the team. To help the team out or allow others a chance with women on tour, he recently got married.
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AKA Won
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The “Rod” is the current captain. He’s the Obama of the Survivors. The first Minority Leader in team history. He’s grandfather seen here teaching him the famous “Leeuloop Dance” their Haka. |
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AKA Roderick Hiram Bancroft |
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| “Ed Gay” is the “Gray captain” and current leader of the Survivors. With fewer rugby practices to attend, he spends most of his time in the Philippines with his 25 wives: (Juanita, Bonita, Fishita…) |
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AKA Ted “Fonzie” Gray |
Man Boobs is known for his rather large mammary glands. It is said that his powerful handoff technique is powered by his massive boobs. If you need the appropriate tackling technique to bring down Man Boobs, Ask Ra.
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AKA Simon Ngarangi Walsh |
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| Steroids or Juggernaut is the unstoppable force from Canuckastani. Unlike Samson, his power comes from is Miss’s perfect chocolate brownies. |
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AKA Justin Courteau |
George “Justin Jackson” Bush is the second smartest politician in America. He is neither a donkey or an elephant. He is; however, a faithful follower of the John Cusack Anteater Party. |
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AKA Justin Jackson |
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Paparazzi is known for his camera skills. It is said that his camera can even be seen from the moon. Or you can see the moon with his camera. Something like that.
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AKA Brian Bruckman |
Nuts-ford is the survivor with the most offspring. His swimmers always hit their target. He may look old but that is just from all the off field practice. Scrapy-do. |
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AKA Aaron Nutsford |
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Broke-Nose is the toughest player on the team. In a recent run in with the Kung-fu Panda, he demonstrated his ability to not cry while bleeding like a stuck pig.
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AKA Jordan Smigelsky |
Kung fu Panda is the master of many styles of fighting, the crouching tiger, the crane, the hidden dragon and the cultural manor biting mamba. |
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AKA Richard Jang |
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The “Veggie Bulldog” is the largest vegetarian on the team. He enjoys running hard for the ladies and eating carrots, broccoli or anything real men hate to eat.
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AKA Richard Jarvis
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Frenchie goûts mangeant des cuisses de grenouille. Il aime l'Angleterre. Pendant des périodes de guerre, peut-être faciles. Beat the Kiwis in 1999 and 2007. |
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AKA Jonathan Decesari |
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The “Ash” is the oldest active player. He participates on all survivor tours. He is known for vigorous off field late night scrummaging.
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AKA Robin Ash
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Dean “The Hairy Crab Deanosaurus” Dawson is the step master of the team. Brian Habana credits Dean for teaching him the step that led to victory in RWC 2007.
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AKA Dean Dawson |
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| The “Sock” is the most important team member. He handles all financial affairs while the “Gray Captain” is off entertaining Pilipino ladies. Oldest playing Survivor known as a defensive wall. |
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AKA Les Edwards |
Joe “the whistle” Day is seen here in the middle with the chops. No one has seen him play but rumor as it that he used to be a majestic rugby player. |
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AKA Joe Day
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Muttley, a mixed breed dog, first appeared in Wacky Races in 1968, as the sidekick of a nasty but incompetent and horribly accident-prone villain Dick Dastardly. Muttley does not really talk; his main examples of speech are his trademark snicker - a wheezing, smokers laugh (usually made at Dick's expense) - and a mushy, sotto voce grumble against an unsympathetic or harsh Dick (usually along the lines of "Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!").
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AKA RJ Karas
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Cowboy pursues glory in the dust and mud across S. Korea. Unlike other professional players, Cowboy has an extraordinary tackle skill so-called
Rodeo Shot, jump on back-riding. It makes people realize Rugby is the most punishing sport
in the world. Sometimes he realizes too when he gets hurt by himself.
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AKA Kee HyungNam
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